Bhola Singh : Pocket singh jee. Welcome to" Shoot at Talk" Would you agree that after recent blasts; people are not feeling safe?
Pocket Singh: Bhola... pehle to eeeH programme ka naam badlo. Forget the country.
I am not feeling safe!! Ka naam hai eeee... "Shoot at Talk; matlab ki hum talk kiya to tum shoot karega. (Bhola Singh vehemently nodded his head to say noooo).
You see ...I feel safe with my Z+ security. Since I represent the people of the country; the country also should feel same. Hume koi daar nahin lagte hai; to humara junta ko kyun darna chaiye!! Aree Ram gopal jee na cinema baanya tha na ..Darna Maana hai.. Koi daara tha kya...nahin naa ... except producers and distributors!!
Waise Aamir khan ne bhi bola... 3 idiots main...u can forget all your worries by just saying ALL IS WELL. Let us encourage our junta to use their mind to fool their hearts. Humara Sarkar ne isliye eeeh cinema ko tax free karne ka socha hai...
Aur aisa nahin hai... hum log security ka poora dhyaan rekte hai.. Jab mere betwaa ki shaadi Haryana main hui to humne saare police force laga diya.. tha.. aur sab kushal mangal ho gaya !!!
Aaaj tak Ek bhi neta ko kuch nahin hua hai.. hum sabhi hamesha secure rehte hain.. Yeh sab opposition ki chaal hai !! sab chalta hai aur chalega !!
Bhola Singh: Pocket singh jee.. But there are real problems like naxalism, regionalism, Maoism and demands for separate states. Does it not worry you?
Pocket Singh: Ka Bhola... why should it worry me... infact this is all helping our policy to reduce poverty. Humne hamesha kaha hai.. "Garibi kam karne ke liye Garib Log kaam karne honge" . Now you can see all these people like Naxals, Maoists or any regional parties always target poor people. It can be the poor taxiwaala, pheri waala or 22 BSF jawaans killed by Naxals. .. sab ka dhyaan rekhte hai yeh log ... Gareeb log kaam karne se humara Sarkar ko bahut profit hota hai.. Abe dekhiye iss baar ke budget main.. humane education aur health care ke liye 50 % kam fund allocate kiya hai....as Garib log kam ho rehe hai... We expect to control our fiscal deficit as well.
Aur dekhiya.. This idea of reducing poor people and controlling fiscal deficit has come from the Corporate waalahs.. Who log bhi to some times employee kam karte hai na jab bottom line badana hota hai..ya cost cutting karni hoti hai... tab to app log usko rightsizing and business transformation bol kar award bhi dete hai.. Hum bhi to desh ke saath yehi karna chate hai ïŠ.. Right Sizing!!!
Bhola Singh: Do you feel that is this the right time to talk to our neighbors??
Pocket Singh: Aree bhai hum koi action thode lene waale hain... jo timing ka importance hai.. There would not be any thing more than a few joint statements and photo opportunities to make the west feel good!!! Ab baat karne ke liya kya accha aur bura time kya hota hai... ... Hum to peechle 50 saalon se baat karte aa rehen hai.. time koi nahin dekta hai .. aur naa badalta hai.. What changes is the venue... from Shimla to Agra, Islamabad and back to New Delhi...
Bhola Singh : Pocket singh jee.. One last question; why do MP's always disrupt the working of parliament? Is this not a criminal waste of taxpayer's money??
Pocket Singh: On the Contrary we actually save common people money and inconvenient. Imagine if we debate, it would mean that the parliament is in session for a long time. Will this not cost money and time? As MP's we also need to be with our constituents. Disrupting the house helps us to pack our bags and go home. Besides if we organize rallies outside parliament house. It will cause inconvenience to common man because of traffic jams, damaging public property, police Bandobast etc. Now you know if security forces are engaged in managing these protests, how we can keep the country safe!!!
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